Even God hates Blu-ray?

28 Oct 08 16:25 by Timmie in category Uncategorized To news archive

At the Vatican they’ve been brainstorming for a few weeks now and today an assembly of Catholic bishops called for the use of mass communications to spread the word of the Bible.

Television, cinema, DVDs and even iPods will be part of the Holy Word’s media mix. It is expected that all content will be delivered in several languages and after that distributed through out the world.

For years the Vatican has been quick with adopting new technologies. For example the institute was one of the first organizations to own a website and now sees the iPod as a new interesting instrument.

Of all the current technologies Blu-ray seems not to be on the Vatican’s list. In an official statement the Vatican announces their chosen technologies and Blu-ray isn’t on the list (yet).

"The voice of the Divine Word must resonate over the radio, on Internet channels with virtual distribution (and by) CDs, DVDs and iPods, and on television and cinema screens."

Well, it seems high-definition isn’t on these early adopters’ list yet. Maybe that says something about how popular Blu-ray is at this point. Who knows, maybe Christmas could make up for it?

26 Comments

Zod
Posts: 666
Posted on: 28 Oct 08 16:31
Well God probably hates catholocism too, so I don't buy the argument.
Achant
Posts: 68
Posted on: 28 Oct 08 16:33
I don't want to be "resonated " so I guess its time to get a blu-ray player.
(just kidding)
bastiaan2008
Posts: 3
Posted on: 28 Oct 08 16:35
I guess God reads CDFreaks too...
DukeNukem
Posts: 1438
Posted on: 28 Oct 08 16:46
God hates Blu-ray? Hmm... where have I read that before? That photo looks familiar. Oh, yeah:
http://www.engadget.com/2008/10/28/a...1101000-01100/

*cough* rip-off *cough*
Crabbyappleton
Posts: 5758
Posted on: 28 Oct 08 18:09
Too bad they don't embrace women in their organization as quickly as they do mass distribution tech and little boys... And what's with the Halloween costume? It isn't until Friday!!! http://www.cdfreaks.com/jochem/../im.../policeman.gif
DukeNukem
Posts: 1438
Posted on: 28 Oct 08 18:41
@ Crabby

C'mon now. The Catholic Church may be infested by pedophiles, but that's no way to talk about their clothes. As a non-practicing Catholic and former altar boy, I find your comments mildly offensive.
Crabbyappleton
Posts: 5758
Posted on: 28 Oct 08 18:44
@Duke: "I find your comments mildly offensive."

Feel free to edit out any inaccuracies...

From the look of his crook-he thinks he's a shepard-but i am not one of his "sheep"
DukeNukem
Posts: 1438
Posted on: 28 Oct 08 18:53
Those are some bithin' rags that guy is wearing. At a glance, I'm thinking 100% cotton. Not that polyester junk that seems to be so popular with other religions these days. And the hat? I'm thinking it's sewn together with real gold thread. And get a lookie at his staff. What an offensive weapon, great for adjusting the attitudes of non-believers. Yeah, it's good to be king.
Crabbyappleton
Posts: 5758
Posted on: 28 Oct 08 18:54
I just hope it is not open in the back like those hospital gowns!!! http://www.cdfreaks.com/jochem/../im...lies/6/eek.gif Is that a dinner napkin on his head btw?!?
DukeNukem
Posts: 1438
Posted on: 28 Oct 08 18:58
"Is that a dinner napkin on his head btw?!?"

Damn, you just have to give me the number of the guy who writes your stuff. http://www.cdfreaks.com/jochem/../im...ies/7/clap.gif
guest
Posts: 15284
Posted on: 28 Oct 08 19:04
Someone need to introduce blu-ray to Vatikan!

Maybe
DukeNukem
Posts: 1438
Posted on: 28 Oct 08 19:28
@ Blue

You just have to outpost everyone, eh? That's right, Mr. Big Shot. Mr. I Can Outpost DukeNukem. Your Mom must be proud.

BitRate
Posts: 420
Posted on: 29 Oct 08 04:00
The Vatican knows that Sony is the devil in disguise.
shaolin007
Posts: 883
Posted on: 29 Oct 08 13:38
Why is this even news? Who cares...
DukeNukem
Posts: 1438
Posted on: 29 Oct 08 13:42
@ shaolin007

This is news only for people who hate Sony and Blu-ray. Otherwise, nothing to see here.
Anthony1uk
Posts: 363
Posted on: 29 Oct 08 17:29
Quote:
Why is this even news? Who cares...
I know why say this now, why did nobody post articles like this around this time last year when HD-DVD was still around
Quema34
Posts: 3214
Posted on: 30 Oct 08 00:17
I do have to say this is a very unusual tidbit to be posting here on CDF. Perhaps it is a novelty, but certainly what the Vatican may or may not say about Blu-ray wouldn't make a hill o' beans difference. A far more relevant piece of reading would have been this (http://blogs.zdnet.com/storage/?p=365&tag=nl.e550), since it gives actual figures/costs of Blu-ray...although the title of the article is misleading since no one's "called it" yet.
DukeNukem
Posts: 1438
Posted on: 30 Oct 08 03:17
Excellent article. Thank you.
rontheripper
Posts: 32
Posted on: 30 Oct 08 11:22
Mother Superior finds 2 altar boys in the back of the church with ice packs on their crouch's. She asks"boys what are you doing?" & they reply "father Omalley likes to have 2 colds ones before mass"
DukeNukem
Posts: 1438
Posted on: 30 Oct 08 14:02
@ CDF Staff

Please delete rontheripper's post. Jokes about pedophelia aren't appropriate or funny.
shaolin007
Posts: 883
Posted on: 30 Oct 08 14:14
@Duke

I would of liked the article if it said, the Pope calls God, "God? Yes Pope? Got an Iphone here (See picture) but I was thinking of getting this snazy looking Bluray player. What do you think god?" God replies, "Ohh hell no biatch!!!" :-)

Now that would of been funny as ....!!!

@Quema34

Nice blog. It made me laugh and had a ring of truth to it.
benf1
Posts: 3
Posted on: 31 Oct 08 00:57
I watch standard DVD's and Blu-Ray Discs at home, Blu-Ray is too expensive and only mildly better than DVD, Blu-Ray is dyinga well deserved death. Whats next? Solid State movies on a plug in cartrige?
guest
Posts: 15284
Posted on: 31 Oct 08 01:44
DukeNukem SUX.
guest
Posts: 15284
Posted on: 04 Nov 08 03:25
@benf1
Only mildly better?
What are you watching them on...
On a high def device, BR is much better than dvd...
IMHO of course
guest
Posts: 15284
Posted on: 17 Nov 08 14:49
RonTheRipper.... You Beast You!
guest
Posts: 15284
Posted on: 17 Nov 08 14:52
Dukey Baby is that a fact..you are a hooooover?

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